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Tag: cats
How To Go Insane In 10 Simple Steps
Ever want to lose your mind? Go a little crazy for no good reason? I can help with that. Here are 10 easy steps to accomplish your lunatic life goals.
Steps:
1. Get a cat.
2. Realize in the coming months the cat is crazy and out to destroy your home and everything you love.
3. Seventy five times a day say “no cat, down cat, stop that cat, don’t chew that cat, get out of there cat” …do this while frantically diving for the vase/iron/lamp/picture frame/plant/drink/laptop cord/tv cord said cat is about to knock over or chew. Replace 4 phone chargers, 2 laptop cords and Ethernet cable.
4. Spend time thinking about what the cat is thinking. Privately decide the cat is laughing at you.
5. Hear a loud banging noise and go to find the cat has knocked a box of 10 soda cans down the stairs and is peering at you from around the corner with a satisfied look on her face. Spend an hour cleaning soda off floor/carpet/walls/door while cat watches.
6. Wonder which would be better to have at that moment…2 year old triplets or this cat. Decide you want to trade cat for toddlers.
7. Say cliche things to the cat like “you’re lucky you’re so cute, you’re lucky I love you so much, you’re lucky I’m an animal person.”
8. Survive 10 months with this cat.
9. Realize the cat is beginning to calm down. She’s sleeping more! She’s ruining less things in the house! She’s no longer making you bleed because she’s big enough now to make the jump onto your lap without misjudging the height and hanging by her claws off your thigh. Praise yourself for making it this far and preventing the cat from burning the house down.
10. Get a second cat.
Yes. They are lucky they’re so cute.
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